Posted in Jokes, Life Lessons

A Dumb Blonde joke.

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Jack took the money.
🤐😊

Posted in English, English as a Second Language, ENGLISH LANGUAGE, ESL

Daily vocabulary for competitive exams.

1.Rift (N)-a break in friendly relations between people or groups of people. मनमुटाव

2.Consolidated (V)-to combine or unite. संगठित

3.Reluctance (N)-unwillingness or disinclination to do something. अनिच्छा

4.Overarching (Adj)-affecting or including everything.

5.Realignment (N)-the action of changing or restoring something to a different or former position or state. फिर से संगठित करना

6.Ousted (V)-drive out or expel (someone) from a position or place. बेदख़ल

7.Encroachments (N)-entry to another’s property without right or permission. अतिक्रमण

8.Assertion (N)-the act of affirming or asserting or stating something. अभिकथन

9.Moot (Adj)-subject to debate, dispute, or uncertainty. विवादास्पद

10.Deemed (V)-regard or consider in a specified way.

11.Inevitable (N)-a situation that is unavoidable. अनिवार्य

12.Inconvenient (Adj)-causing trouble, difficulties, or discomfort. असुविधाजनक

13.Curbs (N)-a check or restraint on something. नियंत्रण, प्रतिबंध

14.Adjudication (N)-a formal judgement on a disputed matter. न्याय निर्णय

15.Bandh (N)-a general strike.

16.Certitude (N)-absolute certainty or conviction that something is the case. निश्चितता